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You Might Be a Car Nut if

If you met me on the street you would think
I'm a pretty normal guy, and in most aspects15. You have car parts in your cubicle at
that would be true. However, I am a sickwork.
person; I suffer from an incurable disease: I
am  a  car  nut.16. You ask your future wife if you can
register  at AutoZone, Napa and Advance Auto.
There are a number of ways to determine if
you are afflicted by this disease. Below I17. The reading material in your bathroom is
have listed some ways to tell if you are aall car magazines, car and racing catalogs
car nut. I have highlighted the ones I amand  a  few  books written by famous drivers.
guilty  of.
18. Your family brings a couch into the
You  might  be  a  car  nut  if:garage  so they can spend some time with you.
1. You have owned more cars than years you19. You can't stand anyone telling you how
have been driving. Example: I have beento  drive,  you  are  the  best!
driving  for  9 years and have owned 15 cars.
20. You always want to change something on
2. You own 3-4 cars at a time, and 2 of themyour  car  to  make  it  handle  better.
don't  run.
21. You spend more time polishing your car
3. You attend car events of all kinds: carthen  you  do  bathing.
shows, races, truck shows, etc. You even
attend events for cars you don't even like,22. You spend more on insurance premiums
just  because  it  is  related  to  cars.than  food.
4. You own the most extensive collection of23. You know the 0-60 and ¼ mile times of
toy cars anyone has ever seen. I'm talkingyour  lawn  mower  and  want to improve them.
matchbox cars, model cars, die cast cars,
etc.24. After you tell your girlfriend/wife
where you want to go on vacation, she asks
5. You spend more quality time with your car"Why  is  there  a  car  show or race there?"
than  your  girlfriend/wife.
25. You have auto parts store on your speed
6. You get into a fight with your girlfrienddial.
wife and instead of making you sleep on the
couch she takes away your detailing supplies.26. When someone asks where you went to
school  you  reply  "Skip  Barber."
7. When you buy a new house, you are only
concerned  with  the  size  of  the  garage.27. Your email or screen name refers to your
car  and  not  you.
8. You attend auto shows even when you're
not  looking  to  buy  a  car.28. You sit in your car in a dark garage and
make car noises and shift and practice your
9. You know the 0-60 times of all of yourheel  toe  shifting.
cars  and  their  closest  5  competitors.
29. You look at the purchase of tools as a
10. The engine compartment of your car islong  term  investment.
clean  enough  to  eat  off.
30. You have a separate drawer for garage
11. You have trained your girlfriend/wife onclothes.
spotting different models of cars and what
modifications  they  have  on  them.This is just a small list of ways to
determine if you are an addict. I have grown
12. On road trips, you always challengeup a car nut, being raised by one, my father.
yourself to get their faster than the lastIt is like a bug and once you are bitten
time.there is no remedy to get rid of it. You can
try to pick other hobbies and jobs, but in
13. Your garage holds more cars than yourthe end it will always come down to cars. So
house  has  bedrooms.the best thing to do is just give in, admit
you have a problem, then say the hell with it
14. You have enough spare parts to buildand go enjoy that car!
another  car.



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