Brickyard 400: The Australian Open Of NASCAR

It's the AFC Championship Game of stock-car racing.month to ensure his spot. I think it can happen with
Okay, no, that's not exactly right.another Indy win; while everyone will be talking about
It's the Australian Open of NASCAR.Tony Stewart (+908) as the race favorite, I think
Kind of.Gordon can take heart in the fact that this isn't a
Anyway, the Brickyard 400 is a big deal. The vestigialtrue "downforce" track (a la Charlotte, Texas,
home of auto racing in America is the IndianapolisAtlanta, Michigan, et al), which is the kind of place
Motor Speedway (or "Brickyard"), where the Indywhere Gordo continues to struggle. He's got it in him
500 has been run for 745 consecutive years. Orto contend this week.
something like that; I'm not much of anTake Kasey Kahne (+516), 1/6th unit. Kahne qualified
open-wheel-racing guy. Beginning in 1994, though, thewell at Pocono a couple weeks back (third), but had
real drivers came to this place (all right, that's aproblems throughout the race, and came 31st.
ridiculously provincial thing to say, but hey, I'm writingHowever, I'm taking Kahne based on the fact that
about stock cars...), and this midsummer event quicklyhe's finished second and fourth here in this two
became the second-most-prestigious on the circuit,previous Brickyard attempts. Remember: this is a
behind only the Daytona 500.favorite track of #9's predecessor, Bill Elliott (+2794
Now, don't get me wrong: the actual racing at thisas part of Field), who won here in '02. And there's no
track (when it comes to stock cars) really isn't thatquestion that one of my primary concerns from '05 is
great. It's a massive 2.5-mile venue (built in 1911), butnow basically resolved: the Dodges can pretty well
its rectangular shape and relatively shallow-bankedhang with Chevys and Fords, especially at
turns (only nine degrees, putting it roughly on parnon-cookie-cutters.
with, say, the one-miler in Phoenix) mean that NextelTake Kurt Busch (+2315), 1/6th unit. Busch hasn't
Cup drivers won't be able to go all out heading intoshown much in a Brickyard; he's come 18th, 10th, 7th
the turns. Open-wheel Indy cars have lots moreand 41st in his four tries at this track. But I love the
downforce than the relatively bulky NASCAR cars,fact that he came in second in both Pocono races,
and thus can zip in and out of the turns and not loseand the fact that he came here this weekend and
much speed. Not so, Nextel Cuppers.posted the fastest practice lap, and then went out
As such, it's extremely hard to pass during theand qualified third (Kahne will start fourth). I'm still
Brickyard 400, and we're likely to see the same kindmightily tempted to take Denny Hamlin (+898)
of long green-flag runs without much change inbecause if there's any equivalency at all between
running order as we saw two weeks ago in Pocono,success at Pocono and success at Indy, one would
and three weeks ago in New Hampshire. It'sassume Hamlin would be a shoo-in to contend this
unfortunate, because this'll be one of the year's mostweekend. The reason I'm picking Busch over Hamlin,
highly anticipated events, and probably get athough, is twofold: first, this is Hamlin's first Brickyard,
relatively big viewing audience for basic cable (aand there's a lot of pressure. Second, Hamlin showed
measure of how much excellent racing NBC expectshis great Pocono strength before the race prior to
the Brickyard to generate is the fact that it's puttingeach of his victories by winning the pole in each and
this race on TNT). Nevertheless, the fact that Indypracticing about as fast as anyone else; this
shares some characteristics with Pocono (hugeweekend, Hamlin practiced 10th and qualified 14th.
straightaways, shallow corners) means many teamsThat's not terrible, of course, but I don't think it
will run the same car this week as they did twoqualifies as dominant. I may regret it, but I'm taking
weeks ago, and it gives us more data points whenBusch instead. (Sunday Morning Note: Busch wrecked
considering who we should pick. Tony Stewart wonhis primary car in a post-qualifying practice, which
an emotional victory here last year after coming 7thexplains why the odds are so high here. I'm not
at Pocono; Jeff Gordon won here two years agoallowed to change my pick here, but you are; taking
after finishing 5th at Pocono; Kevin Harvick won hereHamlin might be kinda smart at this point.)
in 2003 after coming 12th at Pocono; and Bill ElliottIn this week's head-to-head matchup, take Gordon
won here in '02 after winning Pocono the previousover Stewart (+105), 1 unit. I hate to do it, because
race. Who should we pick this weekend? Read on,Smoke could easily win this race, but there aren't a
gentle car aficionado.lot of other choices out there. Kurt Busch would've
Last Race: All races should be as easy to handicap asbeen a nice bet over his brother Kyle, but since he's
the most recent Pocono race was. Denny Hamlinstarting from the back in his backup car (the car that
easily cruised to his second consecutive Poconocruised in Pocono is officially deceased), I'm too
victory, winning me a straight-up bet of 1/6th of awussy to pick him. So it's Gordon over the defending
unit at +454, and Kurt Busch finished second, easilyrace winner; the good news is that he'll start in the
outdistancing the man I picked Busch over in amiddle of the field, while Stewart will start toward
head-to-head bet for 1 unit, Dale Earnhardt Jr. For thethe back. The bad news is that starting toward the
week, then, I netted a positive 1.04 units, and forback doesn't usually matter to Smoke. Both men
the season, I've profited exactly 16 units.talked confidently about their cars on Saturday
Take Jeff Gordon (+960), 1/6th unit. Theevening, and I wouldn't be surprised to see them
pretty-pretty Gordon has won the Brickyard fourdueling for the win. My main thought here is that
times in 12 tries (which is how many NASCAR racesguys like Carl Edwards (+1267) and Clint Bowyer
have been held here); a 33% success ratio at any(+2794 as part of field), who Stewart wrecked at
track is pretty great. Gordon was very stout finishingPocono two weeks ago, will do everything in their
third at Pocono two weeks ago, and one wouldpower to not see Stewart win. We'll see if this
imagine he learned a lot. Gordon is precariously in thefour-time-winning underdog (Gordon) can come
Chase for the Championship right now, at ninth inthrough.
points, but he'll have to produce over the next