| Last night Jay Leno challenged Paul Newman to a | | | | and waited for the green flag. Leno was perched to |
| second great midget auto race. Leno got clobbered | | | | win this one to overcome last year's humiliation. The |
| by Newman last year and is still smarting from that | | | | flag was dropped, Newman took off like a rocket, |
| defeat. Leno claims that Newman jumped the gun | | | | and Leno was still standing at the starting line. |
| last year. I watched the race last year and Leno is | | | | Newman immediately showed his racing and driving |
| just blowing sour grape juice. | | | | skills. His car moved smoothly over the course, not |
| Anyway, Leno tried to humiliate Newman by first | | | | wavering but steady as she goes. |
| challenging him to eat some of the canned dog food | | | | Leno wiggle waggled all over the place and bounced |
| produced by Newman's company. Well, it was a | | | | off the walls. |
| naturally organic product produced by a subsidiary of | | | | If it had been a ten-car race Leno would have come |
| the company run by Paul and Joanne Woodward | | | | in thirtieth. |
| Newman's lovely daughter, Nell. | | | | Will Leno have the guts to race Newman next year? |
| Leno opened the can and handed Paul Newman a | | | | Probably, but it won't improve his record. |
| spoon. Paul tasted the food and then dug right in, | | | | Maybe Dave Letterman should challenge Leno to a |
| immensely enjoying the delicious Lamb and Rice dish. | | | | race of midget autos. The winner could then race |
| Leno had lost again. | | | | Newman and lose again. |
| The Newman's have produced a large number of | | | | By the way, Dave Letterman is in the racing business. |
| food products. The money generated by these | | | | See The team has three (3) Indianapolis Class race |
| businesses is donated to Charity. The Newmans gave | | | | cars. Letterman is from Indianapolis so racing is his |
| one million dollars to Katrina aid. | | | | blood. |
| The Newman's have donated over 100 million dollars | | | | Leno talked to Newman about his current driving |
| to help children and conservation. Newman described | | | | activities. Leno wanted to know what Joanne |
| a number of the camps for cancer-stricken children | | | | thought about his driving at his age. |
| and their families around the world. The camps are | | | | Newman said he just tells her that he is going fishing |
| called Hole in the Wall Camps and the camping | | | | with the boys. |
| experience is free. | | | | Leno asked what he told her after he drove. |
| Read Paul Newmans biography at | | | | Newman said, "I don't tell her!" |
| When it was time for the second edition of the | | | | From what Newman said, she is concerned. |
| Great Midget Car Race, Leno and Newman went to | | | | So tell us this, Jay: How does it feel to get clobbered |
| the track, climbed into their cute little midget cars, | | | | by an 81-year-old man? |